Guess What Bullshit I’m On Today Lads

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

Senators in Rome were very much not elected officials you were only let in based on wealth, the position of censor literally existed to remove people from the rolls if they weren’t wealthy enough to meet the standard anymore. The magistracies were elected positions, but that’s it.

technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

John Hinckley Jr shot Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster, Charles Guiteau shot James Garfield because he believed a random speech he gave was instrumental in getting him elected and that he deserved to be ambassador to Chile because of that, Squeaky Fromme tried to shoot Gerald Ford so Charles Manson could testify at the trial, that one guy sent himself on fire outside of Donald Trump's trial because he believed that the Illuminati ran the world and that they were leaving secret messages in The Simpsons, Luigi Mangione shot UHC CEO because his back hurt, Giuseppe Zangara tried to shoot FDR because his stomach hurt. There are plenty of assassination attempts and various other crimes and what not because people are batshit crazy. We don't know until we know let's not go wild speculating.

I thought Guiteau wanted to be ambassador to France?

He initially wanted to be ambassador to France and that's what's in the musical assassins but if I remember correctly he eventually was like "oh well I'll be reasonable and only demand ambassadorship to Chile since that's not as important."

To be fair I also remembered that detail from obsessively reading a book about the Presidential assassinations in the 5th grade over and over again