This Blog Has Been Contaminated By The Spiral

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek