oh my fucking god
The girls are fighting!!!
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Peter Solarz
Stranger Things

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JVL
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Cosmic Funnies
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we're not kids anymore.

Love Begins
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@opisasodomite
oh my fucking god
The girls are fighting!!!

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not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore
What is Tumblr?
Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.
this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
noonoo….
did trilobites walked among flowering plants
life could be dream…
They were biramous bottom-feeding arthropods who could only breathe underway, so no, dumbasses
i asked them and they said thats not true and they love flowering plants
small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.
2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis
2026 average url: weemp

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:
Why does everything have to happen in the meantime? Why can't it happen in the nicetime??
you might be the most enlightened person on the planet
affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
it’s okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
you’re allowed to print things
You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?
good
bad
great
awful
FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW
dead
results
had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

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I saw a wojak in my dream last night
approximation of what I saw
Patient on the Pitt: wahhh my feet hurt
Doctor: no problem sir we'll stitch you up. Get me 100ccs of lorazepam stat and intubate. Oh no, why isn't this working? His feet are still in danger!
*uncovers sheets to reveal hooves*
Other Doctor Who Is More Woke: those are his hooves you bitch. Prep 10000ml of Ketamine.
First Doctor: damn. I was wrong and it almost cost this poor patient his life.
Second Doctor: 90% of all patients are secretly horses and anti-horse bias kills thousands every year. As Doctors we need to check our prejudices, and you can read more about this on www.somepatientsarehorses.com