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He is Leng Jun and his paintings are considered the most realistic ones in the world. See why:
So we not gonna talk about how this man is straight up trapping people inside of canvases huhā¦ā¦
My bf walked in on me watching this and said, āwhy canāt you like watch porn or something?ā

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This might be the best thing Iāve ever seen
I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasnāt possible, as it wasnāt legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.
op this looks absolutely magical
I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl
Merlin: Iām Merlin, and you are?
Arthur: Not as straight as I had thought, apparently
Our Favorites: [Day 11/24] Eliseās Favorite Family (Lord of the Rings) ā³ Elrond & Arwen
Iāve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

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āYou canāt argue with them like a regular person ⦠you have to out-conspiracy theory them.ā
The best about this is she clearly planned this but actually seeing it made her crack up so hard she could barely get the timing right for the second bit.
frodo baggins the iconic reluctant hero who saved the entirety of arda deserves so much better than āsam gamgee is the real heroā i said what i said
#yes!!!!!! its not that samās contributions shouldnāt be appreciated #but frodo bore like impossible psychological torment and despair #and yet clowns still act like this because #he does actually crack and struggle under the stress #and he doesnāt have some aragorn style battle scene #but GO OFF i guess
āFrodo deserved all honour because he spent every drop of his power of will and body, and that was just sufficient to bring him to the destined point, and no further. Few others, possibly no others of his time, would have got so far.ā āJ. R. R. Tolkien, Letter 192
Letās be real, at least half the reason people refuse to see Frodo as theĀ āreal heroā of the story is because he actively chooses non-violence and mercy.Ā
I remember some YouTube commenter writingĀ āFrodo is so overrated, he never even kills anyoneā and if that doesnāt win the award for Most Impressive Failure to Get the Point, Iām not sure what does.Ā
#tbh I adore sam gamgee#but he would throw hands if he knew people were praising him by putting frodo downĀ via @the-artifice-of-eternity
some little hobbit child listening to a story: geez did Frodo even doĀ anything
all the adults in the room: no doNāT
samwise gamgee vaulting in through the window:Ā FIRST OF ALL
Tall People Troubles
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THE LAST ONE

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
āWeep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates menās behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!āĀ
āAmplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.āĀ
āWe two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.ā
āFloronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.ā
āOn April 19th, I made bread.ā
ā I have buggered men.ā
āIf anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.ā
āIt took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.ā
āChie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!ā
āEpaphra is not good at ball games.ā
āTwo friends were here. Ā While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. Ā They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.ā
āSecundus likes to screw boys.ā
Iāve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
the guy who wrote āif anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gfā drank XTREME respect women juice
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