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STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK CAME OUT 43 YEARS AGO!
I love it when pre Original Trilogy era shows how much effort went into making the Death Star. It took decades, literal decades, and it took so much money and so many people and it was such a secretive thing and itās staffed by millions because itās the size of a small moon.
I cannot express how much all of the added information makes it so much funnier that Luke blew it up.
Luke destroys literally everything Palpatine built. He blows up the Death Star, which was referenced in universe as early as the second movie. He blew up the weapon of mass destruction twenty years in the making. And he blew it up pretty much directly after itās first and only successful attack. It was operational for fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes that Palpatine had the thing heād been building for longer than Luke has been alive, and Luke blows it up. First day retirement, but first hour retirement.
Luke convinces Darth Vader to turn back to the light side, a feat thought literally impossible by literally everybody. Sidious clearly doesnāt see Vaderās betrayal coming. Vaderās betrayal was not in his plans, nor was it something he was prepared for. Sidious is a powerful Force user with all four limbs while Vader is a man in the tin can Palpatine put him in. If Palpatine had seen Vader turning coming, he would not have allowed it to happen.
Luke literally should not even be alive. Palpatine almost definitely got Padme out of the way on purpose, and he almost certainly was trying for her unborn child as well (there was way too big of a risk that a cute liddol bebe would bring some humanity back to Anakin, and Palpatine did not want Anakin to have any humanity) Luke living is literally the first step in Palpatineās ultimate downfall, especially once Vader finds out that Luke is his son. His very alive son. His son that is not dead, despite Palpatine claiming Anakin killed Padme. Implying that Anakin killed Padme and she posthumously gave birth. But, she didnāt give birth on Mustafar, which was the last place Anakin interacted with her. And once the mother dies, you have to get those fuckers out fast or they die too.
I imagine Darth Vader piecing all of this together is that meme with all the math floating around his head, because how could Padme have died by his hand and then given birth like two hours later?
Luke killing Palpatine is what ultimately leads to the dissolution of the Empire as an omnipotent entity. Luke killed the Empire. Luke spends a good amount of his adult life killing Empire remnants. We see that in the Mandalorian, since heās so recognizable that Gideon immediately knows heās fucked just by seeing an X-wing. We read it in Legendsā continuity, where Luke terrifies Imperials because he can walk into their changing room and stand in their for a minute and they donāt even notice.
Luke destroyed Palpatineās lifeās work. Everything Palpatine spent his whole life working towards, and Luke kills all of it. He blows up not one, but two Death Stars (he may not have pulled the trigger on the second Death Star, but without him, it never would have been destroyed). He convinces not one, but multiple Sith and Dark Jedi to return from the Dark Side. He is the only reason that Obi-Wan Kenobi, the biggest pain in Palpatineās ass ever born, lives long enough to make it to the Death Star.
Palpatine went through so much effort. And just when he had finally won, when he finally had a weapon capable of destroying entire planets with a single blast, making it impossible for any planets or peoples to go against him, Luke shows up nineteen years late to the Jedi party with space Starbucks and a droid twice his age and almost singlehandedly destroys everything Palpatine ever had a hand in creating.
Luke manages to become even worse than Obi-Wan Kenobi, the ultimate thorn in the side of politicians, and Luke doesnāt even understand any politics. He wasnāt trained in diplomacy like Obi-Wan and Leia, no, heās a farmboy who left home for the first time in his entire life, just this morning. And he is the one to destroy the Empire.
If they rewrote Star Wars and had it entirely from Palpatineās perspective, Luke Skywalker would be his greatest foe. Luke Skywalker would be the final boss. Luke Skywalker is the antithesis of everything Palpatine believes in and he is the one character that Palpatine cannot predict. He isnāt as moldable as Anakin, he doesnāt respond to threats very well, heās apparently impossible to kill via Force lightning (still the funniest scene of all times, the progression of Palpatineās face falling and him looking like āwhat the fuck??? Is this kid rubber??? Iāve electrocuted him eight times???ā), his unwavering faith in his fatherās goodness makes Darth Vader want to be a better person, Luke Skywalker is the big bad of Palpatineās story andā
There is nothing in this world that is funnier than someoneās biggest antagonist being Luke fucking Skywalker. Luke Skywalker, who saved the galaxy with the power of love and who shouldnāt exist, by Jedi rules and by Palpatineās own attempts, and whose best friends are literally droids, which Palpatine canonically hates!
Everything about this is hilarious, this is the funniest thing in all of media, Palpatine loses absolutely everything to some backwater farmboy who fucking likes droids.
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Brazilian photographer Leonardo Sens captured an incredible shot of Christ the Redeemer 'holding' the moon with both hands after three years of failed attempts. "When I look at your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars, which you have set in place." -Psalms 8:3
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āI would do anything for you. I would bear your burdens for you if I could. But I cannot.ā
Anakin bowed his head. The panic and fear whirled inside him, and he was ashamed.
Obi-Wan bent closer to speak softly. He did not release his grip on Anakinās shoulders. āBut I will help you. I will always help you. I will not leave you.ā
The words reverberated like a bell. Obi-Wanās touch brought Anakin back to himself. He raised his head.
āThings between us have not run smoothly lately,ā Obi-Wan said. āBut you must never doubt my commitment to you.ā
āAnd mine to you,ā Anakin said.
~ Jedi Quest #7: The Moment of Truth
feel like if Star Wars was made today they couldnāt resist making palpatine at least a little hot. someone would pick up a wrinkly pear and go āmake him look like this but evil. as unfuckable as possibleā and someone else would say āokay so we got a conventionally attractive actor with grey hair.ā ruminating on how we have avoided the worst timeline
oh my god imagine living in a world with fuckable palpatine. i would be insufferable
Legends Palpatine had multiple children with different concubines. And then brought him back in the comics as young clones. That weren't wrinkly. Hope this makes things worse

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Luke Skywalker: Dash doesn't have survival instincts. His need to win has overpowered them. Wedge Antilles: That can't possibly be true. Luke Skywalker: Watch this. Hey, Dash! Race you to the bottom of the stairs! Dash Rendar: *jumps out the window*
the fact that āthe vibes here are rancidā is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me
can you imagine being a normal dude and youāre getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dudeās like āheadās up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginableā and youāre like āwhy?ā and the jedi dudeās like āinscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesnāt get more specific than thatā
like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yodaās always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if heās nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them āsomething badās going to happenā and never explaining whatās going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? thatās for you to figure out
mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice
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I think the reason so many LOTR ripoffs fail is because they make their Aragorn analogue the main character, when the entire point of Aragorn is that heās āthe person the villains think is the main character, but is Not.ā
Aragorn seems like a traditional King Arthur style heroā he has huge Main Character Energy because heās supported by destiny, by bloodline, by all these magic artifacts and prophecies, and etc etc. Frodo and Sam are Just Some Guys. Aragorn recognizes that Sauron understandably thinks heās the main hero of this story ā¦.and he pretends to believe it too, spending the entire series using himself as a diversion to prevent Sauron from seeing Frodo and Sam.
Aragornās whole thing is that knows he seems like the Main Hero of this legend to people who donāt know better ā- but he also knows that he isnāt, and that his role is just to keep Sauronās eye on him in order to protect the people around him.
And it works! Sauron is so fixated on defeating his Legendary Destined Archenemy with Extreme Main Character Energy that he completely overlooks the two ordinary little guys who were the real threat to him all along.

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The Thrawn Trilogyās Brazilian Printing Cover Art by Marc Simonetti
You know how Uncle Owen is always so crabby about Obi-Wan all āstay away from Lukeā, ādonāt train himā, āKenobiās just a crazy old man Luke you keep your distanceā? Obviously we can reasonably assume that this is mainly because he doesnāt want Luke getting mixed up in all the stuff that wound up getting his dad killed (er, ākilledā), so he just thinks it prudent for them all to keep away from each other. Kenobiās a wanted fugitive after all!
But likeā¦what if most of the reason Owen is so exasperated with the whole thing is that itās not even really that heās THAT opposed to Obi-Wan as a person in general, but that Luke WILL NOT STOP GOING BY OBI-WAN and itās making it a lot harder for all of them to keep a low profile because literally every time a Skywalker and a Kenobi are within 15 feet of each other, something explodes or a pirate brawl breaks out or they accidentally assassinate a Hutt or something. The few times we HAVE seen them interact on Tatooine in canon have been pretty Dramatic and involved Obi-Wan having to kick peopleās asses basically every single time, for one thing.
Can you just imagine Tiny Luke, EVERY TIME he goes with Owen and Beru to the market just to pick up some damn groceries making a BEELINE for Obi-Wan, whoās trying to stay low-key, wearing his hood and attempting to maintain an aura of Quiet Mysterious Wizard? Luke just CHARGING right over to him and waving his arms and yelling HEY MISTER OLD BEN KENOBI HOW ARE YOU ITāS ME ME LUKE SKYWALKER IāM SEVEN NOW HOW ARE YOU WANNA SEE HOW HIGH I CAN JUMP??? ARENāT YOU SO IMPRESSED????? BY THE WAY IāM A PILOT YOU KNOW. Not to mention that Lukeās an untrained powerful Force-sensitive which means A) he can probably sense Obi-Wan from like 8000 miles away, so thereās no point trying to hide from him, and B) he has no control over how his emotions spill out into the environment around him, and he gets so excited stuff starts flying off of market stall shelves and glass jars explode and Obi-Wan has to be like HA HA OH YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE HERE LET ME PAY FOR THAT before anyone can ask how the hell Luke managed to break something he canāt even reach; what just happened here???
What if Luke just has full-blown Skywalker Syndrome from birth, and brings up Obi-Wan like 20 times a day? Owen isnāt unreasonably cranky, really. Heās just so, so tired.