we are all eventual ghosts.

(flirting) i could be your problem

I could be the monkeys to your circus.

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

turns out they have never made a more pure and sharp form of anxiety than waiting for a message to send when you see a user typing

"You can't do [basic human function] without chatGPT!" is on par with every "Those silly primitive brown people couldn't possibly build something that cool without modern technology" Ancient Aliens ass conspiracy theory.

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over