what

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

when ever you enjoy a steak you should think of the brave noob that had to punch a cow to death for that

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

happy pride month everybody

(pokemon fan seeing a boner) so it just gets kinda bigger and stands up? they’re completely out of ideas…

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt