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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #undertale twice a day.

The day I started posting about #exploding was the best day of my life.

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

when i was a small kid, the latios and latias movie was my favorite, but i wildly miscomprehended it. i was very bad at understanding stories as a small child. if you had asked me what the lore was, i would have said, latios is a pokemon thats power is that it has one wish to save the world. it activates this power, and no matter what danger the world is in, the world is saved. but each latios can only use it once, and then the latios will die. latias does not have this gift, but it exists to give birth to a new latios after the previous one dies. When i was a preteen i started writing a story on a forum called Lily of the Valley about a latias named lily who was shackled in a lab to this armor plating and forced by scientists to kill pokemon and people against her will. she broke out of the lab one day and flew down through the verdant valley outside where she was greeted by a lot of kind wild pokemon like sentrets. there was no real plot in mind. it was for her to fly around in the wind rippled grass and for her to be free

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Critiquing your boner's backstory.

Interrogating your boner's unexamined assumptions.

Situating your boner within its proper sociopolitical context.

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

the fact that dark worlds feel like lively vast worlds full of people with their own thoughts and feelings, while hometown feels like a last thursdayish bubble where every other npc is slowly losing sentience, really drives home how it feels to see no future or interest in your real life and having to sink into fiction to escape that feeling of emptiness

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