you sad motherfucker

alfred hitchcock's neurospicy (1960)

making this post cursed me because today I went to therapy and it was actually a great session but my longtime therapist is also a cringe 40yo millennial and today she said "neurospicy" to me in complete seriousness as if it were a normal word like 3 times

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

Environmental storytelling

image description: a green sign reading “Horneytown Rd” underneath is a smaller red sign reading “This sign has RFID and GPS tracking” /end id

screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

Majority of this website will go to warrrr for coworkers that make everyone’s life miserable bc they’re the coworker who makes everyone’s life miserable

with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!