His World

you are like if two people had a child

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

When you look away I lick my own eyes like a lizard.

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted