BumBumBah

#i was just thinking about this... its so fucking funny and oddly heartwarming... but also GOD that must've been terrifying for jax#i'd like to think that caine genuinely had no clue too#like what does caine know about gender and transness really#he's an ai from 1996 you think any of the devs put that data in him?#i bet looking up zooble and jax on the internet was the first time he ever really understood that stuff#he looked in jax's head and said 'wow this bitch got issues! give her a pretty room with pastel blues and pinks and rainbows STAT'#really said 'my coding says embracing femininity will make her happier' and he was so fucking right#THE PROBLEM: jax got clocked by a fucking computer when she was NOT ready to come out#do you think after the internet thing caine came back and remembered what he did to jax's room#and he was just like 'wow! i tortured these humans in ways i wouldn't believe!'#COUGHS#nah we were robbed of the funniest duo ever give us jax back so she can thank caine and then punt him across the room

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worse thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

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I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

i just remembered this British backpacking youtuber wanker who went to chechnya (he straight up said it like "chech-nyar") and he was getting a taxi ride and complimenting the car and saying it meant the guy was rich and this Chechen guy was like "you've come here from England and can pay for taxi rides, you are rich. I'm literally a taxi driver" and the guy got so fucking huffy about it because his whole brand was how low cost tourism he was. really helped cement my dislike for cunts who go to a much poorer country, start acting like they're in and savvy with the locals (while gentrifying their eating spots etc) and getting all white guilty about their position as a tourist with money in a strong currency with strong wages. what a cunt.