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Prime Day during Pride Month? Get out of here Amazon! Find your own Pri_e Time!

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Imagine the disappointment

You book a move on twomenandatruck.com and on move day, a couple of heavy-lifting men show up

#twomen #trans pride #transfem #pride month #lgbt #transgender

The fact that he doesn't get goosebumps is coincidentally chilling.

#shitposting #poetic #poetic shitposting #chilling

Using my adjustable height standing desk as a hospital tray to bring my bowl of cereal ridiculously close to my mouth

#work from home #remote work #work from home hacks #shitposting

Everyone is comparing Kimi Antonelli to Max Verstappen. It's a bit early for that.

I prefer to compare Kimi to Nico Rosberg. Will take home the WDC with Mercedes and then will retire.

#f1 #f1 memes #formula 1 #formula dank #f1 shitpost #formula 1 shitposting #shitposting #kimi antonelli #max verstappen #nico rosberg #mercedes f1

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Elon Musk ruined the tweeting joke in Moana and he should never be forgiven for that

#disney #moana #disney moana #twitter #tweeting #shitposting #elon musk #maui #disney maui #when you use a bird to write with it's called tweeting

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If you ever meet me in person and hand me something to read, I can almost guarantee you I will pretend to read it for the amount of time I think *you think* it takes to read it, then respond with "Huh..."

Most of the time, you're going to summarize what I was supposed to read with the point you're trying to make and we don't have to waste the extra time it would take me to read in the detail necessary for me to comprehend it fully.

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It doesn't even have to be that long. I've done this with Magic: The Gathering cards.

"I pulled this bomb pack 2, pick 1; check it out."

*my eyes move generally from top left to bottom right for 5 to 10 seconds* "Nice!"

#magic the gathering #mtg #mtg draft #reading the card explains the card #yet somehow i'm still decent at drafting #this is especially true if you're holding it while i read it #we don't move at the same frequency just hand me the card #i'll still pretend to read it

If you ever meet me in person and hand me something to read, I can almost guarantee you I will pretend to read it for the amount of time I think *you think* it takes to read it, then respond with "Huh..."

Most of the time, you're going to summarize what I was supposed to read with the point you're trying to make and we don't have to waste the extra time it would take me to read in the detail necessary for me to comprehend it fully.

#slow reader #not illiterate #don't put me on the spot #just use your words to tell me things #popcorn reading ended in elementary school #reading #social interaction

"Warren Buffett is sitting on a record high amount of cash waiting for the market to present opportunities [decline/crash]. What do you think that means for the stock market?"

I don't know - a guy worth $150 billion dollars can sit on 100% cash the rest of his life, personally spending over $1 million per day and still die a hundred billionaire.

#late stage capitalism #billionaire #no more billionaires #stock market #investing #how much is too much #warren buffett

I've heard people say, "I make way more than 6 figures," before and I honestly don't know if they mean 7 or 8 figures or just more than $100,000

#six figures #not how that works

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Greek yogurt is just pretentious sour cream

#dinner #cooking #recipe #baked potato #greek yogurt #sour cream

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Avatar universe specialized abilities:

Firebenders have electricitybending.

Waterbenders have bloodbending.

Earthbenders have both lavabending and metalbending.

Wake me up when the airbenders figure out acoustic resonance.

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Zhu Li, do the thing!

#zhu li do the thing

Avatar universe specialized abilities:

Firebenders have electricitybending.

Waterbenders have bloodbending.

Earthbenders have both lavabending and metalbending.

Wake me up when the airbenders figure out acoustic resonance.

#atla #tlok #avatar #avatar the last airbender #memebending #the legend of korra #resonance aang

This book except you read the title as if it's the Avatar intro

#avatar #avatar the last airbender #atla #tlok #memebending #shitposting #avatar shitpost

I know Illinois is the land of Lincoln and everything but think of how much money they could make from the meme alone by making "Thanks Obama" license plates

#thanks obama #illinois #license plate #shitposting

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I don't know who needs to hear this but you should treat a day off work as your colleagues' day off from you.

#work life balance #workaholics #take the day off #don't even read your email

I get the most awesome emails about cereal

#programmer humor #firebase

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