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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

#wizardposting #programmer humor #instead of saying you run Linux try saying you prescribe to the old magics

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#code #programmer humor #funny code

functional multiplicity?

sorry, we only have object oriented multiplicity left :/

#plural #programmer humor

I don't like that the dev community picks on people who are most fluent in Python, when the ChatGPT-using "vibe coders" are right there. At least Python babies are coding. Bully the non-coders instead.

#coding #programming #anyone that doesn't know 'vibe coding' means they asked ChatGPT to write code for them.#Same concept as 'I am a creative bc an LLM regurgitated an output for me'. 'I am an artist bc I told a machine to paint for me.'#programmer #I don't know if people even use that phrase anymore to be honest I feel like it's fallen out of use in favour of engineer or developer #ai bullshit #like. If they hire anyone that actually does know the first thing about coding in favour of a prompt engineer (so-called engineer)#they are going to realise—to costs to the tune of millions—that you can't 'vibe code' your way out of security vulnerabilities. Idiots.#I think we're a good few years out from that since anyone that still has a dev team (i.e. everyone; yes even Salesforce*) realises that #letting a text generator run your business would be MADNESS. That's not gonna happen until the AI snakeoil salesmen manage to gradually #lower everyone's standards of accuracy; security and objectivity. When that happens we're all fucked #(*https://www.salesforceben.com/salesforce-will-hire-no-more-software-engineers-in-2025-says-marc-benioff/#tl;dr salesforce snakeoi— CEO says no more software devs; our AI is sophisticated enough.#Balls it is.)#software engineering #programmer humor #etc etc #computer science

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Microsoft just posted the source code for DOS 4.0