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sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

im really getting tired of getting put in a terrible mood by one thing and then having to do a bunch of mental magic tricks to force a good mood to appear again all the fucking time but thats okay because starts casting another spell

Recently I've been getting back into climatically faking my defeat at the hands of the hero and then when they stand triumphant secretly possessing them. And also I have my armies insist that they have to do whatever the hero says now so they feel compelled to stay. Then doing like a three month long slow corruption arc + twinning thing. It's kinda cute seeing the heroes former party member's react to them slowly getting turned into me. I get a lot of mileage out of the whole "it's a new and different environment, of course they'd act strange and show new sides" excuse.

do you want to come over and care about me

Ok so like a few years ago, I got really into giving good compliments as a sadism thing. If your observational skills are good enough and you're half decent at writing and delivery, you can cause someone to shed tears, to struggle to even parse what you're saying and repeat it back over and over, and force them to engage with differences between negative aspects of their identity and reality. Most people just aren't very good at giving compliments, so a lot of people have a really low tolerance for it. I mean in large part I just really like making cute girls cry. But also this is probably not what you mean by having a praise kink?

im at the pond giving 0-4 gold pieces to the mudcrabs

when talking with your partner while doing kink, it's important to remember which of your partner's interests fall into "will override any current context and become the new focus" and which ones can just be talked about casually. unfortunately, "philosophy of kink" falls into the first category for me, which makes any kink discussion with me a kind of minefield.

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me