the cute slimes in fantasy-game-styled shows and such are too mammalian in their behavior imo. many slimes are absolutely adorable for sure but behaviorally they should resemble a small amphibian or maybe a slug. you're carrying your pet slime around and showing it various parts of your inn room for the night and it's staring at everything blankly with its little dot eyes and your party's fighter who is watching you asks "does it... enjoy this?" and you say "i genuinely have no idea." you can tell it's excited for mealtime because it slimes it way over to the veggie scraps 8% faster than normal. you carry it around in a repurposed orb shaped potion bottle terrarium on your belt and you drip some well water in there occasionally to keep the humidity up. the life of a slime.
and for the love of GOD if you're free roaming your slime dont YELL at it when it gets goop all over your gear!!! Healthy slimes shed!!! They're a destructive pet!! I don't want to weigh in on the terrarium vs free roam discourse because i dont have enough hours in the day but if you DO think its more ethical to free roam I ask how you think it makes sense to yell at it and then comedically stretch its 'cheeks' (its a fucking slime it doesnt have cheeks and also why would you even do that to an animal with a face) when it exhibits a natural fucking function that its KNOWN. FOR.
this is what i've been SAYING!! like, you're the one that decided to adopt a domesticated DUNGEON SCAVENGER, if you let it free roam your inn rooms or camp unattended it is going to attempt to scavenge! especially if they decided to go fully hands-off with maintenance and just "let it free feed, like it would in nature" like how did you think its "natural" feeding behavior worked. it absorbs things through its membrane! it has to crawl around and get slime on things to do that! it's in the damn name! if you wanted a clean pet you should have looked for a sprite or something.
and don't even get me started on this popular perception of slimes as completely elastic bouncy creatures that can be endlessly squashed and stretched like a stress ball. i've seen so many poor little guys with visible caving or full-on tears due to careless handling. and the treatment is so simple if you catch it early but there's just such an education gap in recognizing the early warning signs of damage. ugh.
hey, bar wench here. I actually DO want to weigh in on terrarium vs free roam
Please fucking flask your slime when you're on the tavern floor or in your room. Like outside of cleanliness standards (its an adventuring tavern. we know the deal. if anything bears and dire wolf pets are more of a hassle) The cleaning supplies we use are incredibly dangerous to slimes, who are used to feeding off moss and demonic skeleton dust. To say nothing of the rooms, which like. guys. do you know how many wizards stay with us? leaving their implements unsealed all over the place? We can try to clean it up but slimes membrane is incredibly sensitive!!!
I promise you Ms. Honey doesnt actually care if she needs to sleep in a flask for one night. You're supposed to flask-train them for veterinary appointments anyway 🙄














