big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
NASA
taylor price


tannertan36

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if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
AnasAbdin
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@empyrealbiscuit
big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

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such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style
he didnāt do anything except be a cutie patootieā¦
>open asks
>it reeks of sulfur
>weep
I hate this thing by the way
Bro bro bro
How are you
Iām alright bro x3

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And all of this at once.
I AM IN THIS PHOTO
AND I DONT LIKE IT!
tag yourself iām centre and centre-top kermit rn
I am bottom middle and left to centre rn
@reginald-fillibus @rangerofthesouth @yourdarklordmelkor @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @itsm0onshine @weird-trash-panda @quantumm76 @thehighvisionary @questionableaardvark + open np tags for funsies :D
Bottom middle and upper right corner šāāļø
open tags :)
Left center most certainly
the grey wardens have a chat about homesickness
can someone please be proud of me like fuck Iām trying
reblog to let prev know youāre proud of them
Was it worth it when the world comes crashing down?
Can we see your ocs for artfight š
It is ENTIRELY dnd characters from campaigns Iāve played w @empyrealbiscuit
Yap under cut

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HELLO MX. BISCUIT
HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THYBIDOS BEING MOSS NOW
Also this is my official announcement that my askbox is open because I am bored
*sad music intensifies*
Your sacrifice will be remembered funny talking skull man
HELLO MX. BISCUIT
HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THYBIDOS BEING MOSS NOW
Also this is my official announcement that my askbox is open because I am bored
Is it just me or do a lot of people in our/my generation use the whole... "the world is fucked, everythings terrible, nothing will ever get better, and we'll all burn alive in the climate crisis or die by nuclear bomb" mentality as, well, a cop-out to avoid thinking about their futures?
Girl you are not dying tragically young as a victim of societal collapse. Start taking your education seriously, make a long-term plan for how you want to achieve your personal, financial, and career goals with realistic expectations, and research different types of retirement funds š "late-stage capitalism" is not going to kidnap you in the night and take away all your power over the scary things in life to turn you into a passive victim of circumstance any time soon
"But this time its different!" Its really not. The Cuban missile crisis almost had the world blow up, and it didn't. The cold war that set the stage for it existed in a constant state of the threat of nuclear annihilation.
Our world map today looks completely different from how it looked a thousand years ago. Nations and empires have risen and collapsed. Wars have been waged over petty bullshit that changed names and borders. Empires that were once thought invincible and perpetual crumbled to dust within a peasant's lifetime as they tilled their fields and worried about crop failure. The invention of flight, motion pictures, and the automobile chased the coattails of WWI and the great depression. Children played mischief games and elders complained about kids these days being too soft and sensitive during the fall of the Roman empire.
Our generational struggles are not uniquely terrible compared to any other generation's. Your life will not come to a dramatic and cinematic end to all of humanity and the world as we know it any time soon. The world will change and evolve as it always has throughout all of history and all of its constant perpetual bullshit, and you will continue to live on regardless of the outcome. Yes, even if you're queer. Yes, even if you're trans. Yes, even if you're neurodivergent. Yes, even if you're racialized. Set up your 401k and find ways to guard against becoming senile not if, but when you grow old.
doomed
my most favourite rogues

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Even the nickname, for my long name, is miss pronounce š
I donāt give you my full name, so it would be easier!
Everytime the register is being doneā¦. My surname is butcherd into oblivionā¦
even my nickname is misspelled⦠(Guin gets misspelled as Gwen)
my name just⦠my parents thought they were being creative
irl name: uncommon sounding common name with variations and very very common surname which has 1000000000000000000000 (4 that i know of but two that are very common) variations
so yeah
thereās like maybe eight people ever that have said my first name right first try and maybe like twenty ish ever that said it right after i told them how itās pronounced
no one can pronounce my last name for some reason?? after a while they get it but it sounds so wrong in an american accent lol
Irl name and last name get mispronounced and misspelled 24/7 itās another reason I wanna change it š„²
i have the welsh spelling of a common english last name <\3
Mine arenāt too hard?? Both are French and long and people have trouble spelling them, but my last name is mispronounced more than my first and only occasionally
My driverās ed guy could NOT for the life of him pronounce my first name tho
Oh yeah, baby.
Iām half Vietnamese, and one of my names is basically impossible to pronounce correctly if you canāt speak a tonal language.
I love to torment my non-Vietnamese friends by trying to make them pronounce it