I'll burn that bridge when I get to it

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[ID: reply from yokune-ruko reads: people who mess up their fingerspelling in sign language also do this. they shake their hand and start over. /end]

I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

do you see this shit my liege

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

at the grocery store purchasing an amount of vegetables best described as "optimistic"

Percy to Annabeth: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watchlist

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

I don't think things should cost money

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

Am I an Annabeth apologist? No. "apologist" implies she's done something wrong when Annabeth Chase has never done anything wrong in her life ever

actually i think hermes kids should be able to shadow travel too because of hermes being a cthonic deity + the god of travellers and we were so robbed of this. imagine how powerful kronos would have been in the body of a demigod who can literally teleport. imagine how chaotic would the stolls have been Sooo robbed