Here's a thing.

when I say ‘’fuck the police’’ or ‘’fuck ICE’’ and you say, ‘’hey, my dad is a cop,’’ that still includes your dad

Hey look it’s my catsuit!

not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.

This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!

If I was 2 inches taller but weighed the same, I too could be a “plus size” model. I am 5'6" tall and weigh 145 lbs. I wear a straight size 6. To the fashion- industrial complex, this is considered “"plus size.”“

Because there’s nothing I hate more than people being told by the fashion industry that they are not good enough through heavy photoshopping and retouching.

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

doctor banner and mr. hulk

#you ever feel like a modern person and then you catch an eye of something like this #and your entire hunter-gatherer midbrain just goes #*this will Protect Us from Harm* #*scoops* #*pockets* #rocks (via @wellntruly)

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

@wolfintheroses

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

The thing is, when you look at images of him with kids, it’s clear that he raised his own babies. He is good with children in a way that only people who have a lot of experience with kids are. When you see trump with kids, the opposite is evident. Trump has five kids (that we know of) but I doubt hes ever changed a diaper. His awkwardness with children is apparent.

trump would eat all of these children for 33 cents.