God-Emperor Delilah Mayor of Dogtown

Common tree shrew

*skitters past*

*runs the other way*

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

Artists rendition

I forgot that when i told @peach-crem this over the phone they drew it as worf LMAO

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

What is your pet?

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

Jackson Howell, Cute Godzilla

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

a very special little gumball machine spirited animal

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

NO

no more being polite about it fuck the USA