they let me drive a forklift

Or we could just accept that lying is the right thing to do sometimes actually, instead of making weird, backwards loopholes to convince ourselves we're telling the truth

something ive learned from being a fan of weird media is that very commonly when wide swaths of people unanimously claim something is badly written they actually just don't pay attention to the words on their screen. and this happens more than you'd think.

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

person reblogging a post with an obnoxious comment from a liberal who fundamentally completely disagrees with every premise of the op and doesn't know what they're talking about: #nuance #nuance is great #yessss finally some nuance