exhale.

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

i wish i could remember who made the recommendation to "make a list of all the different ways someone could feel about a topic in your fictional setting and then make each of them a character" because it is a great technique and is also extremely fun

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

still astonished that there are people who really refer to Twitter as "x" now. Even in casual conversation. You don't need to do that.

we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

me at a mountain designed by Junji Ito

First appointment to discuss bottom surgery

bugs when kids put them in tupperware

when you get lost inside the dress in the dressing room of the department store

An also. .sexb

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

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