Happy 20th birthday, Shrek.

this post will float in front of my eyes as i die

DEVASTATING

he's doing his job!

This was (kinda) funny once. Please don’t act like you’re 10. Don’t reblog this. It’s 2014. Bye.

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier