has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

adderall is a kind of maid that helps with doing chores around the house

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate