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Listen kitten, mommy REALLY needs to caramelize four pounds of onions in a huge pot. Mommy isn't sure if this is a sex thing for her just yet but she will keep you updated.

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Not gonna lie. Everytime I see her face on my insta feed, I immediately get up and do something. She has me trained.
Back in my early twenties when I was hanging out a lot with Brendan and Charlie, I got introduced to possibly the most grueling board game in existence.
It was called War of the Ring. It was essentially the entirety of Lord of the Rings in a board game. You had all the troops and armies, and you tried to succeed in destroying the one ring while the other player(s) tried to stop you.
Have you ever wondered how long it would take to set up all the individual troops of Mordor and Middle Earth? Two hundred and forty game pieces all had to be placed. Just to start playing the game? It took. Forever.
An age of men passed in the time it took to set that game up. It took even longer to play obviously, sometimes spanning multiple sessions across the week because the boys took it seriously.
I did not particularly ever want to play War of the Ring because setup was such a grind all by itself. But I did love one thing about the ordeal. And that was that the boys had a house rule that was utterly whimsical and delighted me to no end.
Once all two hundred and forty pieces were standing at attention, the NazgĂťl hunkered upon Mount Doom, the hobbits cozy in the Shire, Rohirrim galloping their fields, once every meticulous tiny figure was painstakingly placed. They rolled the dice. All four d6âs required for gameplay.
It was for Isildur.
To see if he cast the ring into the fire.
If it was all sixes Isildur succeeded and destroyed the ring and the game would then be packed away unplayed.
So before playing the chosen one would assume the role of Elrond and call âIsildurrrrrrr!!!â (and it was very important to roll the R as much as possible for maximum drama).
They would cast the dice, and Isildur inevitably claimed the ring, and the game commenced. This was a well established tradition before the first time I played. So the first time I joined I got to be Elrond and roll the Isildur dice.
I rolled. Three sixes. And one. Five.
The room erupted into screams. Chaos. We were all losing our minds.
âThis is like Isildur got all way in and held it out, and tipped his hand 95% of the way before deciding to keep it!â
âThis is like Isildur actually dropped it but then caught it at the last second!â
The moment lived in infamy for years afterward and sometimes weâd just throw back our heads and cry, âIsildurrrr!â in memory of that moment when Isildur got so close to casting away the ring.
This is a good story but following the hyperlinks on this post has me thinking OP is Scheherazade.
This is the highest of compliments.

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i actually saw a video about this recently by a leftist farmer who does a great job deconstructing myths about the farming industry & what the actual crises are that we need to focus on. she debunked the fertilizer crisis (with sources), & I highly recommend her other videos as well! farming is definitely fucked in the US but not for this reason specifically.
And this is why we reblog experts with detailed explanations of their opinions instead of screenshots of random people from Twitter.
I adore Sarah Taber. Largely because she's one of the few people I've found who can talk extensively about the state of the nation's rural regions in general and agriculture in particular without starting from the mindset of "our farmers are the salt of the earth and also the true victims of anything that happens out here." And, in fact, pushes back hard against that mindset all the time.
100%!! she's answered so many questions for me that I never realized I had. It's so refreshing to see someone just be real and explain shit.
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cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging
m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still
The Enigma of Amigara Fault
This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these silhouettes, gather at the site and thatâs when things get creepy.
Itâs about a 15-20 min read, but if you havenât read this before, youâre in for a treat. Link above.
i mean itâs not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASNâT been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! itâs creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.
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Alice Brasser (Dutch, 1965) - Starry Rider #2 (2025)
you got a fast car is it fast enough so you can fly away? you gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way