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tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy
As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
put that back
National Lampoon, October 1985
my own contribution
James Baldwin photographed byĀ Carl Van Vechten on September 13, 1955.
i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

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starting watching witch hat atelier. coco just turned her mother into a rock, got handed her lifelong dream on a plate, and realized she's gay AND into being bullied, all in the same 24 hour period. truly having one of the days of all time
The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."
Poem by the 12thc warrior poet Xin Qiji č¾ę£ē¾, who was sidelined during peacetime, demoted, drifting through a decade of minor posts in remote lands.
Poetry, then, as that which is left unsaid.
āMy, what a cool and lovely autumn.ā
this poem was translated by eileen chengyin chow, or @chowleen on twitter and tumblr! im not sure why the translators attribution was specifically cut out here:
A young friend told me he came across my translation on tumblr. He was a bit indignant that someone had removed my name from a poem.
Me: my Tumblr is still out there?? Anyhow, I took a look. It's been years. I do miss Tumblr from the olden days: poems, art, photos, fandom, cats, even the hentai.
Many people forget when writing bdsm that the dom also wants to get a good grade in dom. And is trying so hard and is often nervous about it.
if i was helena bertinelli, and i had to listen to bruce saying the same shit over and over again, which is i don't approve of her methods, i would crash out and straight up kill him. let her BREATHE

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Finally getting around to posting the commission I recently finished for the super amazing @fleetingmadness and their Masks party!
This was the biggest project Iāve ever worked on for a commission, but this was such a great group to work for and I had such a fun time doing it! I think the final product ended up being like, 100 layers??? Mostly for all of the awesome lighting and keeping all the characters separate, but I made it work. Iāve been wanting to try out even more comic cover style pieces so thank you guys so so so much for picking me to create this cover for you all and I hope you have a great campaign!
If anyone is interested you can find my commission pricing sheet Here and some more recent art commission examples from me Here, and if youāre curious or have questions about anything regarding my commissions you can always DM me!
And here is the (final, revised, fixed, I promise) version of my cover mark-ups! There's so many small details in this piece, I absolutely love it and you should all commission Bonkers if you want something similar!
BEHOLD: LITTLE GUYS!
front row: Brightsol | Alex, originally the Doomed, now the Nova, energy blasts / energy shaping. Earnest ball of idealistic sunshine very into the idea of being a hero, pushes himself way too hard.
middle left: Sadie | Whisper, stealth powers and telepathy + telekinesis, the Protege. Anxious, neurotic, very hesitant about using her telepathy invasively, introspective but deeply practical.
middle right: Cassie | originally Huntress but renamed herself to Duchess Rose, energy absorption and what her player consistently refers to as "schmovement," the Janus. High-pressure kid who wants so, so badly to be Cool and Edgy and Mysterious. Tried telling a Lois Lane type she was an Actual Vampire For Real once complete with a bunch of fake lore and is still psychologically recovering from the results.
top standing figure: Ergodiel | Morgan (pretty much always Ergodiel, though), an angel who thought that people on earth just needed to be nice to each other so they could just go and explain that! Yeah, that got complicated fast.
And then my personally crafted guys (adult NPCs) in the top, Dr. Thaddeus Blitz and Parser (real name Laura). Blitz was Alex's Doomed-playbook Nemesis; Parser is Sadie's Mentor. Blitz has no powers but his own invention; Parser is an apocalyptic-class telepath/telekinetic and a master detective. They were on a team together as kids (they originated as NPCs for this campaign but would've been the Beacon and the Nova) respectively. Parser (then known as Brightwitch) lost control and destroyed a town, then was subjected to repeated VR torture by a member of totally-not-the-Justice-League to teach her control; Blitz slept in the next room hearing her telepathically broadcast her nightmares. He grew up to go full mad scientist, studying superpowers in the hopes that he could one day remove them from people who didn't want to have them, which turned into giving people superpowers so he could reverse the process, slipping steadily down the road to full-on supervillainy.
Blitz is still in love with her. Parser still, when warning her students about him, still sometimes slips and calls him T.
Capping this off with my wife (Ergodiel's) summary of recent events:
#the vampire is sad and thinks she's a failureĀ #the psychic is losing her place on the team and her sister might be cursedĀ #the sunshine boy is working himself to the bone because that's the only way he sees to become the hero he wants to beĀ #and the angel skimped on math homework to feed their new pet dragonĀ #so clearly we're doing greatĀ #look at the prettiesĀ
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
Okay. Latest fic chapter is up. I now go need to read 39084908 precrisis Steph comics culminating in War Games. ...well, actually, no, including War Games and then also her resurrection. I've got a list that covers most of it but I need to dig up the actual War Games issues at some point.
anyway pray for my blood pressure
okay serious thoughts will be percolating gradually but in the meantime
Tim Drake does not get enough credit for being utterly, elaborately fucked in the head
I've ended up reading in an objectively unhinged order trying to find when anything starts but
she is dear to me
Waaaait a fucking minute. I'm currently on Robin #111. Steph's dad has just died, and she's run away from home and is living out of cheap motels. The "Tim's Birthday Gaslighting" incident runs from #116-#120. I'm going to re-read or at least re-skim that, since I initially read it in isolation, but I'm pretty sure it established that Steph is still living out of motels and hiding it from Tim.
The reading list I'm using lists Robin #120-#125 as the leadup to Steph's turn as Robin.
So, uh, results pending, but..... it sure fucking looks like at the time that Steph was Robin, she was recently bereaved and either currently homeless or very recently so. That is someone incredibly vulnerable in emotional and practical ways.
And War Games is next on the list after that, I haven't confirmed for myself yet, but every summary of it I've read has said that Bruce fired her and she died in a desperate attempt to win back his approval.
I'm going to start clawing eyeballs.
Okay. Latest fic chapter is up. I now go need to read 39084908 precrisis Steph comics culminating in War Games. ...well, actually, no, including War Games and then also her resurrection. I've got a list that covers most of it but I need to dig up the actual War Games issues at some point.
anyway pray for my blood pressure
okay serious thoughts will be percolating gradually but in the meantime
Tim Drake does not get enough credit for being utterly, elaborately fucked in the head
I've ended up reading in an objectively unhinged order trying to find when anything starts but
she is dear to me
in the tradition of outcast (2014), dragon blade (2015), and the great wall (2016), we need a movie set in the 1630s where a disillusioned member of the embroidered uniform guard and a profit-driven jianghu mercenary flee the corrupt and crumbling ming dynasty and somehow end up in the equally corrupt city of cologne, where they become key players in the fight against the sinister forces of cardinal richelieu and eventually secure the peace of westphalia and the end of the thirty yearsā war. this is a million dollar idea iām telling you
i really do love this concept. the protagonist is like iām sick of dealing with wei zhongxianās shit, iām gonna go someplace where people are holy and donāt even know how to act like this (the impression of europe he got from the jesuit missionary he had a tactical lunch with once), and so he travels 5000 miles and as soon as he stops to catch his breath he runs into cardinal fucking richelieu, the european wei zhongxian

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If you're reading this you need to tell me the name of your favorite black character NOWā¼ļø
Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action
gently run a lintroller over them
steam clean
handwash only
machine wash hot, longest cycle
use a power washer
sandblast them
let them stay filthy
other
plz reblog for sampo size