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Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

who wants to take me to an aquarium and spend a whole day there listening to me say “wooowwww” and “they look so cute” at every fish

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?