Normalcy is for the weak

my wife's hours are bonkers right so, and its been messing up my sleep a little because im not used to sleeping without her around. so i only got about four and a half hours of sleep last night. and then today i came home and i wanted a snack and i sort of accidentally ate an entire large deli container of bleu cheese crumbles + a mangesium vitamin gummy + a melatonin before realizing that the last time i went to sleep after eating Extraordinary Amounts of Psychoactive Cheese i met the ghost of my grandfather who told me that he wasnt upset at me for not being there when he died. and i am not actually in a headspace to deal with that right now. but im also not really able to stay awake. so im just kind of talking to the one crumble i have left like, hey, man, i know i kind of fucked up here, but take it easy on me. im. im scared. no ghosts this time. it actually meant a lot to me last time but i dont want two ghosts in one year thats way too many ghosts. maybe just make this one kind of wacky. nevertheless. not my will, but thine, be done.

What do you mean Brennan did an ad for a ttrpg book by helping to recreate the folgers i.ncest commercial

something that has happened as a result of ai is its made me appreciate human shittiness. I see something poorly made with no skill by someone who maybe hasn’t made this sort of thing before and it fills me with joy. Because that shitty thing was made by a person expressing something inside of them or trying something new and ive never met them but this is proof of their existence in the world, and I feel connected to them because I can see this shitty beautiful thing they have created

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

@bookoramaenderteeth us

I am one (1) american away from switching away from posting in english. Finnish only or perhaps also the worst french you've ever seen.

How about I teach you some Russian?

I know how to turn my laptop's keyboard language to russian, but as I have not memorised the layout of the russian QWERTY keyboard, I can't type jack shit with it.

i just actually unironically shed a tear over tom mayo introducing pip in drag as "he" and i feel like thats rather indicative of my situation atm

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

@funnier-as-a-system has this been tagged

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

The Vulgate Cycle repeatedly outright describes Lancelot as intelligent, well-educated and polite, you know, the things expected of chivalrous knight of noble birth. Then he does things that indicate the opposite. I kind of love that, actually. Our most glorious and refined knight, Sir Lancelot, who was raised by a fairy in a lake and is known for mauling people with little to no provocation. To me, he feels semi-feral and not in a Tumblr funnyman way, in an under-socialized child raised by wolves kind of way. The ‘Sir Lancelot is a courteous and refined knight.’ rhetoric almost feels like Camelot propaganda to offset his social blunders and misdeeds.

He just crawled out of a lake. It is literally his first day on earth.

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.