Normalcy is for the weak

(Art by @shurr on yt and artfight)

AXIUS URSEUM (left) I hate this man btw. Axius is the guy who built the academy that all the wizards go to. We met him when he was trying to hook fantasy Jesus, known mostly as Corpse Friend, and fantasy The Devil, named Gurn, up to a battery to power his immortality and ultimate power. He killed Knonk, a major pc, and Farine, my character (lisk)s adopted daughter, and so Lisk ripped out his guts. Oh he also has a really awesome fucked up toxic situationship/lifetime fwb relationship with Pallor, the fate of the present, where they are both low-key making each other worse. In most scenarios he is the victim, but he also kinda encapsulates the idea of ‘dont save him, he’s right where he wants to be’ which makes it FAR more interesting.

DARWIN MAGNERE (right) Prettyboy extraordinaire!! Darwin may be my personal favorite to win Discord sexyman, as he is the perfect combination of a pethetic wet cat and a fuckboi with a slutty ass waist to shoulder ratio. Darwin Magnere is the second born son to the king, but his mother died when he was around fourteen, sending him headfirst into extensive depression and alcoholism. He is definitely seen as the failure Magnere, basically not even a prince, wasting his life away in bars and strip clubs. I believe he has canonically done drag, although I may be thinking of Ignatius, and he may or may not be currently planning an assassination on Lisk for the murder of his brother. Hes generally a comedic character, but so tragic if you look beyond the ‘dm mouthpiece’ moments