Normalcy is for the weak

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

no offense but almost every modern novel written by a misanthropic female author sounds the same.. I woke up today and had some coffee. I masturbated thinking about Brad. We aren’t together but we’re fucking. I am so much smarter than everyone else. Everything I say is witty, sarcastic, and clever in a way no one in the real world would ever speak. I take a drag from my cigarette and watch the man in the apartment across from me. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have his dick in my mouth. Btw I have a deep and profound knowledge on niche topics that I casually refer to in conversation. Somehow everyone around me understands it. I’m cold and pale and my freezer dinner is ready. It’s spaghetti and existential dread night. I eat it with a glass of wine. Mommy dearest calls me. She has deposited my monthly check from my dead beat dad. I buy cigarettes and a vibrator. I am deeply unhappy.

[This meeting could have been an email voice]: This romcom should have been a horror movie

Okay but if you were a contestant would you spread the good word of tumblr to the love-hungry masses or whatever

*Me in the villa if I was a contestant* so have you guys read my blog

So basically, he's the Joker but also Kermit. Yes the frog. Yes he died during dashcon two when the goth lesbian tumblr superstar battled him. No I don't want to make our. Are you even listening?

btw romance isn't real and you can't have it. just so you're aware

They’re saying all bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar???

btw romance isn't real and you can't have it. just so you're aware

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