Normalcy is for the weak

diabolical concept: eridians typically do not move the bodies of their deceased from where that person chose to pass. the land reclaims them within a few years, anyway. but when rocky returns home, he amends his last will and testament to ask that his body be moved into grace’s biodome if he dies before grace. he wants to give grace a chance to finally make contact with his carapace without it injuring either of them. when grace finds out, he amends his own testament to do the inverse. rocky’s body would fare better in the biodome than grace’s body outside of it, but either way, they eventually get to make contact without the grief of causing pain.

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I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

some few more years doesn't seem like enough for a species that live more than two hundred years. everyone around you is trying to convice you that he is finally in peace under the stars of his own planet. your own voice is trying to convince you that it's okay you knew from the beginning, such fragile beings, he couldn't have lived longer than that. you're back at your planet with your mate and even gave your saviour a place he could call home. but it's not enough, is it? you indulge in some weird calculations, saying it's nothing, just to not think about the empty space by your side, how fast you got used to him, and if you find a solution, a insane solution that could bring him back, would you take it? even if meant never going back home yourself and leave a whole life behind? your 200-year relationship? all for a few more years with him? a version of him that doesn't know you, that might even not like you? but could you, could you be satisfied with the life you have ahead of you, without him?

as an ace person, i do simply think Grace would consider having sex with Rocky. like. for the experience