hello yes i am blog

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

my sister has a substitute teacher from the UK who said “Cheerio!” at the end of class and obvi her response was “and froot loops to you” before walking out the door to the bus

OH MY GOD

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???