Hello Witchy

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

Outer Heaven Guy: “Hey Boss, we have one more new recruit. He just needs a code name.” Venom Snake: “I’m out.” Outer Heaven Guy: “Huh?” Venom Snake: “We have used every adjective and every animal. There’s no combination left.”  Outer Heaven Guy: “No way. What about, like, Screaming Vole?” Venom Snake: “Taken.” Outer Heaven Guy: “Redolent Aardvark?”  Venom Snake: “Used it.” Outer Heaven Guy: “Defenestrator Pangolin?”  Venom Snake: “Sentry on the third floor.”  Outer Heaven Guy: “Dang.” Venom Snake: “All right, let’s see…what kind of talents does he have?” Outer Heaven Guy: “He has a gun.” Venom Snake: “Special skills?” Outer Heaven Guy: “He can shoot it.” Venom Snake: “…” Venom Snake: “(sigh)” Outer Heaven Guy: “Look, it doesn’t really matter, right? We just have to call him something.” Venom Snake: ”I’ll work on it.” 

Me: no heterosexual nonsense