「君じゃなきゃダメみたい」

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

you can always start making a beautiful life for yourself even if you’ve lost some years to grief. your entire life does not need to be a perfect story, and it always doesn’t have to be only good or only bad. it’s gotta be a lot of both.

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

That’s a tarot card

There is always hope

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2025

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2026