Queen of the Poozers

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Bloke who does fuck all summer

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

thinking about Brad Dourif in "Istanbul" and the fact is Grima Wormtongue would have gotten away with it forever if they'd let him be hot. with better hair he could've run that horse girl country into the ground for decades. eomer would've been like "dang, seems like my uncle is a very bad king for no reason, oh well." pretty privilege grima wormtongue could have girlbossed middle earth into the flames of mordor

Disclosure Day (2026)

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.