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*fills a glass with pepto bismol and drinks it everyday* ….for kriby,.

@megamaam

Candles are how we keep fires as pets.

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

this is the best video of all time

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

ate** nobody says eated

I’m not really sure whether to feel sorry for or jealous of this person for not getting the reference

I don’t think ppl realize that the oldest “millenials” are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.