wading in the velvet sea

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

She knickknack on my paddywhack till I gave that dog a bone

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

jesus these cutscenes are REALLY long

go ahead. do it. hit the twin towers.

girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce

and boys go to jupiter to get on the compupiter