dumb bitch

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

that’s really great man

Okay? Trots away??

oh this was about someone specific

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this