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Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?
The end: *happens *
Me:
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I found this really important tiktok about what to do if a Jehovah's Witness or Morman missionary comes to your door:
If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicksāthe guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire runācame in first place

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A really good article about how the excessive focus on cleaning/surface transmission of COVID-19 has been vastly overemphasized to the detriment of preventing transmission from respiratory droplets/aerosols. In a similar way that a lot of the post-9/11 airport safety measures are 'security theatre' (i.e. they make us feel safer but don't actually make us safer), the overemphasized focus on deep cleaning/sanitizing surfaces has likely taken away from more effective measures to prevent COVID-19 from spreading, giving us 'prevention fatigue' from measure that don't even help much.
People are power scrubbing their way to a false sense of security.
Just want to emphasize this part because so many restaurants and bars are trumpeting how much they're cleaning while still having indoor dining
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weāre really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like āfabulous, sureā
Iām going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.
Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to āthere are no actual forests on Earth"
imma need some context on that cause WHAT?
āforestsā = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings āmesasā = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most
evidence 1:
This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from aĀ āsilicon eraā.Ā Although itās obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, iāve compiled their best:
do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL
I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN
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this is such a weirdly american-specific theory.Ā