crazy_frog.mp3

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

We just wanna see you.. .. .. Shake that

alternate world where japan’s animation industry reached a point where shows can only succeed by grotesquely fetishizing the male characters’ testicles instead of the female characters’ breasts, to the point that all male characters have clearly visible testicles in all their outfits and there’s always at least one dude who has really huge balls and his skinny jeans are like vacuum sealed onto his legs so it’s like he’s basically bottomless and his balls are the focal point of every shot he’s present in and they sort of waft around unnaturally with every movement he makes and all the male characters openly compare testicle sizes and get jealous of the dudes with larger testicles and certain character archetypes are defined by their the size of their balls

I wish everybody was anxious enough to be as spacially aware in the grocery store as me

Im not going to lie it has me feeling like Neo from the matrix at times. No one is unpredictable to me... Your movements were all calculated ahead of time. And all possible movements you could have made. Nothing gets past this guy