The Only Crown Is In My Glass 🥂

i would. maybe like to be held. squished a bit. i'd make a great stress toy

glad to see we're all doing great and none of us are touch starved at all

jake johnson, stuck at home in the middle of a pandemic: fuck it I’m going to brighten a whole bunch of kids days by giving them personalized messages from Spiderman

The origins of binch

Know your herstory

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

The movie was Dog Day Afternoon if anyone was wondering

This just in: kissing is not sex. News at 11.

Neither is gay people existing u weirdo

“Think about the wide range of activities that make up our romantic lives. When we talk about heterosexuality, we talk about that full range. But when we talk about homosexuality, we focus narrowly on the sex, and then we get this skewed picture where straight people have relationships and gay people have sex, where straight people have lives and gay people have ‘lifestyles.’ The thing is that gay people’s romantic lives, like straight people’s romantic lives, are made up of a wide range of feelings and activities and relationships.” —John Corvino

THIS

ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop

this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple” 

^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this

i sure do am have

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

one of the most controversial, riveting posts in tumblrs short troubled history

Because Bernie Sanders supporters aren’t going to fact check him, and they’ll ignore any contrary evidence that’s presented to them anyways.

“Lol, Bernie supporters won’t fact check” you didn’t even check yourself.