Hell Castle

Wei Wuxian: Juniors?

Xie Lian: Excuse me, but aren't I older than you?

Shen Qingqiu: Technically, but my book came out first, so I should be da-ge

Wei Wuxian: Hah! I guess that means the flower prince is my didi! I can't wait to tell Lan Zhan!

Xie Lian: I don't mind being didi. It's been a long time since someone made me feel so young

Shang Qinghua: Wait a second! I'm older than Cucumber-bro, and I'm the author of Proud Immortal Demon Way, which technically came out before Scum Villain! I should be da-ge!

Shen Qingqiu: I recognize your seniority, Grandpa Airplane

Mobei-Jun: What?

Luo Binghe: According to Shizun and Shang-shishu, a 'gay awakening' is the moment you realize you're into men

Luo Binghe: For example, my gay awakening was seeing Shizun shirtless (although that is more of a Shizun awakening because I don't like other men)

Luo Binghe: What about you?

Mobei-Jun: ...

Many years ago

Mobei-Jun, doing nothing: ...

Voice of god: hey you

Mobei-Jun: Me?

Voice of god: yeah you, you like men

Mobei-Jun: ...ok

Present

Mobei-Jun: Same as everyone else's

Fem Cumplane cuz why not

Ref:

Wulian week day 4: Afraid, Doubt, Fangxin, Flashback

Meanwhile, Xie Lian:

Every fifth MDZS textpost: nobody understands the Themes

sqq: I KNEW YOU CHEATED ON ME! NO WAY YOUD ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE FOR A WALK

sqh: ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BELIEVING IT!!

sqq slams fridge door

sqq: THATS IT, YOURE OUT

sqh getting off the tacky sofa

sqh: WHAT? YOU CANT KICK ME OUT I PAY RENT HERE

sqq: YEAH THE FUCKING WIFI BILL SO YOU CAN WRITE YOUR STUPID SMUT! NOW GET OUT!

sqh dramatically walking away from the display living room

sqq sitting at the dining table fake crying

sqh at another fake kitchen right next to sqq

sqh:… can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars…

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