rejoice in the glory of combat

mouthwashing dog au in which swansea owns 3 dogs 🐶🐶🐶

curly: golden retriever because of course he is. his previous owners shaved him (which you're not supposed to do to goldens), so his hair grew back in curlier than it should've.

anya: borzoi/afghan hound mix. she had to be a borzoi—the eyes called for it. she's also a trained service dog.

daisuke: pomeranian. he gives little yappy dog energy what can i say. he's still a puppy and can be quite the handful sometimes but swansea can never stay mad at that face.

had to include what i think swansea's dog form would be too of course. he's the most english bulldog kind of guy i've ever seen. it's the vibes.

To my mutual that left this in the tags...

What do you MEAN "...final Fantasy 14"? I rip part of my soul out of my body to kill god with a 10 foot sword before breakfast. That potato over there keeping my dumbass alive has fucking flying laser rifles and they're the healer. That bunny boy is throwing literal fire and the catgirl next to him has an actual gun and murder robot they probably made themselves.

and heaven knows they're miserable now (redraw)

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