jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

hey guys i’m so sorry

“but how can you prove prince zuko is bi???” he dual-wields swords while being a dramatic bitch next question

lonely? develop a god complex.

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

envelööp?

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that

that was the devil

Got caught up in being anti-Disney, I accidentally came off as pro corporation/ pro Sony.

Thank you

Ed sheeran is human passing

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

This has the same aura as the birth of venus

Vine compilations on YouTube are the absolute pinnacle of millennial humor. The nostalgic compendium of their peers in an industry that they watched rise, fall, and burn in such a short period of their lifetime is parallel to the rapid technological advancements and obsolescence observed within the last two decades. Furthermore, the titles given to each video allude to the solidarity of depression, existential-crisis, and comfort they have sought from the internet. In this essay, I will