Heles' Corner

[Video description: Video of a person using a spray bottle on their kitchen countertop, only for the camera to pan over to find another person holding a cockatoo in the same position as the cockatoo imitates the sound of the spray bottle. Both people struggle to hold back laughter in the video. end description]

Spray queen

Every kink basically boils down to "I can finally be free from the curse of the Mummy"

What about mummification bondage?

This post rises in value every day.

Average person contains two wolves factoid is actually a statistical mistake; Wolves Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 2000 wolves is an anomaly and should not be counted

Hello David. You claim to be unwilling to date any girl who uses pronouns. Before you is a middle school English grammar test. You must get full marks, or I will pronouns you dead. You have thirty minutes.

Okay but the doubt is kinda driving me bonkers - when you read (mostly past tense, ideally, as in childhood memory) comics featuring Donald Duck, you do NOT imagine him with the same voice as in the cartoons... right?! In comic form, Donald just sounds like a regular snarky middle aged man?! That's just a fact?!

I did because it was just easier by default but I still considered his cartoon voice the only canon one

What if a guy hated the Simpsons so much he froze himself for 30 years hoping that was enough time for any possible tv show to have ended