WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! WHAT BEAUTIFUL WEATHER!

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

*Emails you my spore*

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

with summer rearing its ugly head once more let us not forget nat leftatlondon’s words

[ID: Tweet by @.LeftAtLondon that says "Heat waves been suckin me off or whatever glass animals said." End ID]

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods