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Larval stage

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of autism and come out sounding like a youtube comment made by a nine year old

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

fucking reddit loser I work with won’t shut the fuck up about “cosmic insignificance” or fuckin whatever.  Acting like people’s problems don’t exists because some geeks sent a satellite to take a photo of the earth from a billion miles away.  “Wowie look it’s really small, I bet the holes in your shoes don’t matter in the long run.  Did you know there’s over 100 planets in the universe?  And they’re all a million miles big and really far away?  I guess planet earth isn’t so special after all.”  Home boy I cant afford medicine

stabbing u in the eye but its okay becasue I saw a really big rock with my telescope

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

he also waffled for like five minutes saying he wanted to tell me something but i had to promise to not be offended, and i was looking pretty fruity and i was like “dang i might be about to get slurred but this man seems nice” and agreed, and he was like “in america, dogs are treated better than the homeless.” unfortunately 100% correct and very sobering

I miss technology being clickity clackity! It was very stimming and enriching

baby bongle

Smoking that goo goo gaa gaa

Yeah ill reblog that

guy who listens to spotify when he works but its one ad after another and you think theres going to be a song eventually but its all ads and you catch a glimpse of the playlist title and its "ads to relax and listen to"

this is just what listening to the radio is like