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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this
you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool
people who can sew or do any needle work carry the burden of not only being talented but hot also
if you were a witch from pseudo-medieval times, which animal would be your familiar?
i got salamander.

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MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES
everytime you reblog this tumblr gets gayer
i made some bugsnax :-)
whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
gender identity:
older brother in a teen movie who has caution tape and a hazardous waste symbol on his door

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not like i ever studied
I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.
I'm gonna need some elaboration here
They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.
But also there’s a globe on, like, everyone’s desk.
#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates
You get it.
No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.
See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.
Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World's End with the death of the kraken:
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack's compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma's map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.
The pirates world isn't flat, it's round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn't end up in the same place.
“Pirate” is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.
Mostly rum.
You should never have to walk into the storm alone
going back to rapture: 1/?
Concept art of Percy De Rolo by Phil Bourassa for The Legend of Vox Machina
Percy • Vex’ahlia • Vax’ildan • Keyleth • Grog • Scanlan • Pike • The Briarwoods

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love it when their ship dynamic is "youre so fucking stupid" but like romantically
me @ all the sorceresses who are so mean to geralt: gET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HIM