two brain cells

Ideal modern helnik au is that reverse hallmark movie post about the sweater clad small town christmas tree farmer who meets a red-lipstick wearing big city hotshot lawyer woman and learns the value of hating christmas (hringkalla)

im getting out of here alive (my twenties)

i'm neither an enjoyer nor a hater i interact with things in a third worse way

pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last

NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re so sexy!

yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

You know what sounds kinda sexy? No one hurting my feelings ever again

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink

when i see people the same age as me i go like :0 when i see people younger than me i go hmmmmm 🤨 but when people are older than me it's normal

when taylor swift wrote "please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh i could recognize anywhere" that was a better adaptation of persuasion than Persuasion (2022)

I’m just a little flying insect please please PLEASE let me kill myself in your beverage

whats a little odussy between homers