every time i think i have freed myself from paying attention to the HR fandom the funniest shit happens and i get drawn back in

sounding like a crazy person explaining to people irl what "club chalamet got jumped" means

my opinion on the whole jack innanen heated rivalry situation is that he could turn down 7 blockbuster movie leading roles for one more episode of adults and paul baker and i would be happy

sewing is hell. my sewing machine is satan. textiles of all kind are demonic. don't get me started on bias cut. i will never make anything again

lowkey what did we do to deserve the tortured poets department? such an album of all time

my one very easy to fulfill wish for season 2 of heated rivalry is that kyle should bleach his hair. and i don't mean this in a "i can't believe they didn't cast a blond actor" way. when i read the book i never once pictured kyle as a natural blonde. no, i believe in my soul that kyle bleached his hair because he thought it would be hot and he would be right

if i became famous and people started making assumptions about my politics based on my uncle's facebook i would genuinely crash out

if i was jeff bezos, the owner of amazon prime, i would use every dollar in my bank account to convince hudson williams to do a one minute cameo for season 2 of off campus as the NHL star named shane who is "the next sidney crosby" who logan convinces to do a celebrity endorsement of him for grace's list

reading the mistake right now and i can't help but think that elle kennedy should be in a sitcom writer's room instead of publishing romance novels