sparklingfrogs

i talk like this now and no one understands me and it pains me greatly to be made out as a millennial humor indulger instead of funny and cool and awesome

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

this book website gives you the first page of a random book without the title or author so that you can read it with no preconceptions!!! great for discovering new recs

it fucken WIMDY

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

oh fuck yes

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

hey man

they should make mental health trestment centers that don't make everything worse

a good start would be making them Not Prisons

me at any point in time: I have got to listen to more music I have got to watch more movies I have got to read more books I have got t