I Like Drag Race And Memes

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date a girl who says yes when u ask her out

kidz bop cask of amontillado

So that’s why I’m like this

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

i thought making out meant having sex until someone told me i was a fucking idiot

when i was younger i didnt know how itunes worked and instead of buying the smash mouth shrek song i accidentally bought an orchestral cover instead

i lowkey shit myself in the middle of an exam and i dont wanna talk about it

the sjws came into my house and poured themselves glasses of water but didn't refill the brita and now my throat is parched

yo why jon thick as hell

We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this?