Amazingly Amazing

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

me: can i say something mean and petty?

I hate that this is so accurate

my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box

No, this is great. Product labels focused more on explaining what the product is than on branding are good. I sure wouldn’t have guessed that some small circular cereal would contain lots of oats if they weren’t called “Fruity Oat Rounds” unless I specifically went around looking for oat-rich cereals.

It would all be worth it just for the global running joke of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! knock-offs.

Memories of Butter

I can never unlove you. I’ll just love you in a different way now.