Heckin Don’t You Freak

$190,000/7 br/8300 sq ft

Franklin, VA

$158,850/4 br/3500 sq ft

Joplin, MO

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“Get fucked.”

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

how could yall forget

Tinie Babey aka smallest cat species (rusty spotted cat - Prionailurus rubiginosus)

Get That Cat A Modeling Contract (asiatic golden cat - Pardofelis temminckii)

Tater Tot Spots (andean mountain cat - Leopardus jacobita)

Smaller, More Alien-looking Ocelot (margay - Leopardus wiedii)

and finally I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Love Child of a Snow Leopard and a Clouded Leopard (marbled cat - Pardofelis marmorata)