tonight we are victorious

Ronnie: Was it hard to say that you're annoying? Nope, not even a little bit, it was freeing :-p UGH!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR THIS!!!

Ronnie: Okay, fine, like twice a day. Daily is still all the time, even if you redeem yourself pretty fast :-p It's gonna be hard to redeem yourself after that one, though! You presented a challenge and you won't even tell me what I have to beat, R U D E. Nothing a headshot can't fix :-p

Wow, how boring is that? The person I was throwing was bigger than I am, obviously. Where’s the challenge in throwing someone tinier than you? It doesn’t make you look impressive, it makes you look lame!

That's the difference between you and me, I guess; I wouldn't be doing it to look impressive, I'd just want the best shot at knocking down all the pins. Isn’t winning more fun than trying to look impressive for some randoms?

Ducky: If we switched parents then /I/ would have to deal with your dad being a d about how unmade my bed is. Wouldn't you rather SHARE mine than a full swap?

Ducky: Uhh I haven't made my bed..ever in my life? So you're asking the wrong girl. My mom has that exact same philosophy, so I've never really had to learn! Do you make your bed?

Kristina: It's ruined now.

Kristina: I like to think I'm a more evolved human than most of them are, but I do miss it sometimes.

Kristina: Maybe, although failing at 15 is hardly the same as failing as adults. But most things in life are failures anyway; it probably would just be worse the second time it ends.

Kristina: Are you having sexy fantasies about your friend in the rain now? You're welcome.

Kristina: Well first you should have asked yourself the most obvious question, but I guess I can do the work and ask it for you. Do you WANT it to be a thing?

Cal: Only if you decide its ruined.

Cal: Really? Why? None of them are nearly cool enough to hang with you. Keep standards.

Cal: Dumping someone twice is so harsh and getting dumped by someone twice sounds painful as fuck bro.

Cal: Not really, rain sounds like it would make shit harder lol. I just think it'd be funny if that's what happened tbh, like, it sounds so dramatic like a soap opera.

Kristina: You changed conversational strategies before I could start greeting you in different languages, that's what's 'sup.'

Kristina: Yes. Did you know basically every single person in my old friend group got back together with their ex EXCEPT Nico? And now I'm not even in the group anymore, so... Self-fulfilling unwarranted abandonment issues or whatever.

Kristina: Hmmmmmm. You and a friend volunteered to put away the equipment after a track conditioning session, you got caught alone in a freak rainstorm, you ran into the equipment shed to keep dry and ended up stripping wet clothes off of each other to avoid catching a cold, and then at the sight of each other's naked bodies you were caught up in a swell of passion and had to act on it?

Cal: Oh. Still could if you wanted to.

Cal: Huh. Well, good to know you outgrew a group of such messed up people. I'll never get people getting back with their exes, like, why? Wanna fail twice?

Cal: Holy shit, you nailed it exactly.

Cal: Not really but imagine if you did lol.

Ronnie: I'm disappointed in you all the time, it's nothing new :-p What's so much better about Dream Ronnie though, huh? I bet whatever answer you give is wrong. Hit me with your worst, Cal. I have a feeling you're just going to end up more frustrated when all is said and done :-p

Kristina: Hello.

Kristina: No. But time has taught me to expect the worst from most people, so assuming they're going to bail is easier than assuming they're going to come back for more.

Kristina: Are you going to give me more details than that or am I going to have to use my new creative writing skills to try and fill in the blanks for myself?

Cal: Sup.

Cal: Even if they're someone you already hung out with all the time?

Ronnie: The dreams where I'm winning should be the best dreams, since they're the ones that most resemble your awesomely awesome real life. Me? Screaming for mercy? Nuh uh, you're mixing me up with YOU! But if we can't get him out of the house, never fear, I've got some fool proof ways to shut you up 😉

Ronnie: You? Destroy MOI? In your dreams, Chiron! I own your ass, you just don't want Lux to be home to see the evidence :-p

Kristina: Hey.

Kristina: You can do whatever you (and any higher being that might control you) want. Ask away.

Cal: Hi.

Cal: Yo, is our thing the kind where I can ask you for girl advice or is that off limits?