Concistency? Don’t Know Her

look into your heart and you will find little raccoon baby brother

this is entrapment

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

(via @binguscore)

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

a little comic about situational awareness. it’s my first comic, so I hope it’s alright.

hi please stop and watch this video of a baby raccoon herding goats

I didn’t know I needed to see this until right now.

wtf?

I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons

2016 rendition!

She finally has hands!

She’s on her way!

Wooshing that skirt a bit more!

Trying a softer approach!

Woosh that skirt some more

Hear me out: to keep with the theme of stasis, I believe techno's limbo is hypixel skywars. At the end of each match, it just restarts another. Faceless opponents. Nothing ever changes and techno never loses, even when he tries. Just one match after another, into eternity. The winstreak stops counting at 9999

Also I’m so sorry to Jane Hirschfield, whose beautiful poem on life and loss I butchered for a block man comic lmao

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

Ah, the good ol’ L’manberg days

But she was just so excited to finally meet her grandson.

I wanted to come up with a philza design, so I made a bird man. ft. his giant wife and goddess of death (the tattoo glows when he's healing from damage)